One of my sisters-in-Christ offered to write a note for me to take to work instead of the one I had from the doctor.
It reads as follows:
Please excuse Leslie for being absent on Sunday and Monday. She just couldnt take your crap any more and the poor dear is sick. Why should she bust her chops for ungrateful, uncaring, heartless people, when she could be home resting and taking care of herself? I ask you, Why?. Therefore, she stayed home.
HOW I WISH I HAD THE NERVE......